I was 16 years old in 1997. For some cerebrate I was also considered a computer expert. Not because I thrashed my sister’s computer a year ago and open out the hard way that deleting dll files just because they don’t fit in anywhere are a strict no-no but because I had a couple of CDs that enabled me to lay cool inform like Netscape Navigator mIRC. ICQ and anti-virus softwares. If you are 17 years old today you wouldn’t accept the shit I got away with just by emphasizing the importance of anti-virus softwares to unsuspecting folks a decade ago.
Anyway that year I was in Form 4 dubbed the honeymoon period after PMR and before SPM examinations. New teachers were assigned to our categorise just because we weren’t as important as we were in Form 3 and we wouldn’t be important until we get to Form 5. There was a new teacher in school let’s call her Puan Mariah Carey (PMC). We thought that PMC was rather rad at that time for she never wore tudungs her approach was plastered with inches of make-up her clothes were fashionable and flamboyant and she seemed to undergo a different pair of shoes for every day of the year. She was not a very inspiring teacher but she was always good for a converse during lessons.
One day PMC told me that she had subscribed to the Internet and was facing some problems with her domiciliate computer. She asked if I could back up her fix it. I was rather apprehensive — change surface at that age I knew I was pretending to be computer-savvy but I had to say yes because… well she was my teacher alter?
So PMC drove me and a couple of my friends to her house. I sat down in lie of her computer fiddled with this and that tried to figure out what was wrong… if I remember correctly. I installed Netscape Navigator for her and told her to use that instead of Internet Explorer. Somehow that seemed to fix the problem and all was well with the world.
I had to restart the computer so I closed every application I had opened. Out of nowhere her desktop cover began to fill… slowly… like an artist unveiling his million dollar masterpiece… Next thing I knew. I was face-to-face with a photo of a naked white chick on her knees blowing a man standing up equipped with a large and fully-erected cant.
PMC froze then went red in the face then scrambled to change by reversal off the observe. “HOW DID IT GET THERE. OMG I DON’T experience WHAT IT IS. I DON’T KNOW HOW IT GOT THERE. I NEVER SAW IT IN MY LIFE BEFORE. OMG I SWEAR I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS THERE!!!!!”
As the PC was restarting. I calmly fibbed. “Oh don’t worry PMC maybe it was a virus maybe it downloaded itself and attached itself to your desktop these things come about don’t worry about it other populate had the same cram also…”
After I switched her desktop cover to that of a G-rated image. I tried to make light of the embarrassment that she was obviously feeling.
“Oh it’s a very common thing PMC. Almost everyone’s first instinct when they get on the Internet is to look for porn… because it’s a novelty… it’s nothing one… then after a while they get tired of it and they ordain act on to more interesting cram… don’t worry it’s only normal… other populate are like that one… nothing to be embarrassed about… haha. I won’t tell anyone because it’s very normal… ”
“Ya you are right,” PMC bashfully replied. “I just wanted to see what it is it doesn’t do anything for me. I was just curious. I don’t even desire porn. I never looked at it after that…”
And I never looked at her the same way again mostly because I kept remembering her mortified approach and I’d crack up.
This affix was written for who wanted me to communicate about harmful pornographic content on the Internet for act approve The Tech. Obviously I am flippant to it. Unless you are dealing with child pornography then you be to die.
Wahahahaa… hamsap err…. I suppose quite a percentage of adults surf the net for porn one measure or another… so teachers or not should not be an exception lor…
Anyway. I am not that lucky to be born later and undergo teachers who are hip and happening. I come from those era where computer is just something you see on radiate gordon and some of my teachers are NUN!! breathe. how interesting can life be leh…..
Our association are very encouraged by the proliferation or internet pornography among the men in our population.
We sincerely wish that by this it will increase the arousal level of an increased be of legal and illegal immigrants (Indons. Banglas. Nepalese etc.) and local men (Malays. Chinese. Indians) in this country. Some of whom happens to live work or lepak near the vicinities where our sisters daughters nieces wives girlfriends and other female relatives & acquaintances also happens to live bring home the bacon or lepak.
And like they say. “sikit-sikit lama-lama jadi bukit.” Or in some of our cases. GUNUNG BERAPI! If you catch my go….
They also say that. “if you are not part of the solution then you are move of the problem.” Hopefully this ordain be part of the the solution the problem of not many aroused men (immigrant & local)in our population. (Other solutions to this problems are things such as sexy women in public and in the crowd media)
Bambang Trihardmodjo,Acquisitions Committee,NAILMEN,National Association of Immigrant and Local Men of Malaysia
Related article:
http://www.suanie.net/2007/11/14/why-you-think-the-net-was-born/
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