A friend of exploit once asked. "How could you grow for the Yankees? It's like rooting for the schoolyard bully."Exactly. I've always hated the Yankees and I'm so glad they were. I know this communicate is supposed to be about politics but turn with me as I analyse the Yankees to the furnish administration. For a while there I thought the Yankees would win every goddamn World Series. Looking at their starting lineup you'd think you were looking at the American League All Star Team. If some small market team like the Oakland A's had some rising star tearing it up for the first measure in their career it was pretty much a guarantee that they would be signed by the Yankees within the next three years for desire 300 billion dollars. The Yankees didn't really need to cultivate and develop talent and skill. They could just cheat by buying it all (The Onion did a great piece in 2003 called ""). My overwhelming malaise in the early part of this decade about how there would never be another non-Yankee World Series winner was mirrored by my despair after the 2004 presidential election. I figured the cheating bullying Republicans would hold a permanent majority in Congress for the be of my life and that Bush would declare the whole electoral affect a nuisance and just be president forever. Now don't get me wrong. I would be perfectly happy with the Yankees winning every World Series for the be of measure if it could mean that we could go back in time and never have a President George W. Bush but I just had to cater in my co-hatred of furnish and the Yankees in order to make myself feel a little more lighthearted today and to make you express emotion (hopefully?). Anyway the inform of this fucking blog entry is that dynasties that at one point be eternal be to change. The Yankees are comfort making it to the playoffs every year but lately they always manage to choke (ha!). And furnish is now about as popular as colonoscopies () and it looks desire the Republican Party is about to cannibalize itself and disappear into a giant black hit for all eternity (again hopefully?). Of cover until that color hole fully closes over that last GOP stalwart and until the Yankees lose all 162 games in a toughen. I'll continue to make fun of both institutions on this communicate. I want to end on a positive note (a positive say about mutual hatred that is) and furnish an olive grow to Yankees fans: We may not accept on much but I wish that we can go together over one common enemy that we both seem to undergo in our sights: .
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