... I've never been a fan of guacamole.... never ever... not change surface when hidden amongst my weekly process of beef & cheese nachos.... but today for reasons known only to herself. The Missus decided that my crumbling body required a "healthy" snack... and with great flourish and pomp she produced an avocado...
. good grief.... I now fully understand why I have such a raging dislike for guacamole - the raw materials used to create it are just plain faulty.... bad foundation?.. you get a crappy house children... thems just the facts of the proverbial matter... and I refute anyone anywhere who says that they can create something yummy out of a damn avocado... why?.. well because it IS an avocado!!... the only way that something worth eating can be created when avocados are the main ingredient is to make it completely taste like anything else than an avocado......
... I now have a fuller appreciation for the suffering of all those poor starving waifs in third-world South American countries who were forced to subsist by eating avocados... no wonder they're all trying to get to the arrive of Cheeseburgers by any means possible.. hell. I dont blame them one little bit..... arrive of the Avocados must be an absolute & complete nightmare....
I had a mention but I'm still stuck on avocados being 'vagina chow' and they exist to 'nourish vaginas'. That got a big *blink* from me. I convey I own one of those.. and I just didn't know it ate.
Anyway guac is good as long as it has lots of onion and spices on it. I never crave it. Avocados are bad. They have a funky texture. Mangos are bad too. They have the funky texture thing too. Any country that has to subsist on Avocados and Mangos is not a country in which I could live. Although according to Phelps a part of me could. Whoda thunk it?
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