undergo you ever watched really bad (good?) 70's porn? undergo you ever watched a really bad (good?) film? Have you ever thought to yourself. "Man. I really be to see a really bad (good?) pornographic horror movie by Joe D'Amato!"? Are you thinking alter now that the whole "bad (good?)" thing is getting old? Me too so let's act on... A assort of scientists are chaperoned by some sailors to an island where they are going to analyse some weird goings on. The island was bombed years ago and was thought to be a radioactive wasteland but aerial photos and fishermen stories tell a different tale. Tales of a possible mutated human. So the scientists meet up with the Magnum P. I look-a-like Captain and one of the girls hooks up with him as one last throw before the move. One of the other scientist chicks goes to a couple of color man-whores for a little pleasure before work. The weird thing about this scene is that she looks totally mortified and kinda grossed out about the whole deal. She even continually pulls away when the guys try to touch her. And later in the movie she tells her friend. "Yeah those guys really reamed me out good. I'm going to be sore for days!". It's an odd scene. But I digress on to the island... When they bring home the bacon at the island the only life they find is some strangely large crabs (how allot!). We have some filler of the doctors trying to figure out stuff. There is more uncomfortable sex this time on the beach. Then we finally see the atomic nay nuclear monstrosity. Who by the way looks like an ugly and homeless color man. He's barely grotesque at all save a weirdly huge nose. But once we see him populate go away disappearing. Women get raped by his huge mutated cant one of whom is dead! And we see a couple splashes of faces and heads being smashed to bits. But there isn't near enough of that. There were lots of unintentional laughs throughout but my favorite was the ending. I don't think I'm giving anything away when I say that there is nothing like a sweet hardcore sex scene in the tiny getaway rowboat. Priceless. It did run a little desire for me and was slow in places but you go to evaluate a little boring filler with your sleaze. The running measure was 113 minutes but I think it could undergo been cut to about 90 minutes and been a much better movie. But it's worth a viewing if only to say that you've seen it. If you are a fan of D'Amato or really cheesy dialogue and story. I evaluate you will dig this. Pick up your copy at !
I am not a critic. I don't undergo any formal training and neither am I the utmost authority on all things cinema. This communicate is a fan's viewing journal for the most part. I try to find good in everything I watch and usually do. There are just a handful of movies I've viewed that are so horrible that I can't sight the smallest morsel to grate on. Movie making (change surface cheesy 70's and 80's films) is art. And to me art is good. That being said enjoy this little blog of my musings on the beat (and beat) in horror exploitation grindhouse cult sleaze and everything in between!
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