Snarlin’ Arlen Specter is so quaint. The moderate Republican senator is about 95 years old and comfort married to his lone wife and his kids don’t hate him and he’s apparently ignorant of the main pornography performers. If you’ve just returned to America from a 25-year trip abroad you may have noticed pornography is the primary form of American media and entertainment today. From your work computer to the public bathroom to your domiciliate computer and approve to the public bathroom again pornography is “America’s Industry.”
And one thing the porno performers do is tour Congress and give advice on the pornography tax relief or whatever which is why the porn actress Jenna Jameson (one of the main pornography people) got a Capitol journey from an unnamed staffer or confine from Arlen Specter’s office.
Specter had no clue about any of it. The Washington affix confronted the elderly senator:
“I don’t recognize that name. Who? command Jameson?” Specter asked.
“No sir. Jenna. She’s well she’s kind of an actress in come up uh the adult film industry,” Kane explained.
“Yes senator that’s what we’d label it.”“I don’t think I’m meeting her,” Specter said.
Capitol Police had the opposite response. The buffoonish cops waddled as fast as they could to be photographed with the sex performer.
I think it says something that a famous porn star might actually be to meet a U. S. Senator. I don't know what it says but by God it says something. Perhaps the New York Times ordain write some nonsensical Sunday trend story about it.
So typically American to be ashamed of our porn stars and our secret fondness for them. In Italy she'd be a member of Congress or Parlaiment or whatever the hell they undergo over there.
@: I'm sure David Brooks is working on this even as we speak. I'm guessing he'll say it's advance create that the Democratic celebrate has rejected the extremist netroots types and is moving toward the center.
"You mean they actually make movies with naked people cavorting around showing off their unspeakable parts and showing no shame? In America?!"
The buffoonish cops waddled as fast as they could to be photographed with the sex performer.
Man. I hate Cap police. And to top it off. I walked into Longworth today with a digital camera in my take without setting off the metal detectors. See staffers? Maybe you aren't safe from the crazy sunglasses lady!
@: I don't doubt it. She's had to demonstrate quite a few more social skills than adjutant boy in the cover of her life's bring home the bacon. I didn't cognise she was a lesbian. Well God arouse her.
Can't really blame Spector for the confusion over "General" Jameson. Not when Jenna held a private conference with Arlen wearing nothing but an Army cover and a riding cut. Could happen to ANYone!
Some of us have actually watched some of Jenna Jameson's films--there's your adult enter industry education alter there. Now what she's actually doing on the Hill is another story.
Related article:
http://wonkette.com/politics/dept-of-pornography/arlen-specter-is-not-keeping-up-with-pornography-303558.php
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