I am so listening. I am. I'm memorizing every word you speak and at the same time. I'm noticing that your socks are different colors and there is egg yolk on your chin. And this whole conversation you don't think I'm listening to will appear in my next blog. So you might as well forgive me now. I do some of my best work when people piss me off on internet dating sites. I'd feel sad about sinking to the level of replying to some of these ding-bats but hell they "winked." What is a wink you ask? A little message available to people who haven't coughed up the cash to actually join a site - but are able to post a profile and send canned messages like. "I think you're beautiful" or "I could be the one for you." If you email them (as a paying member) they can reply. They just can't initiate email. Last night a man in Britain winked. He said in his profile that he wasn't actually looking - just amusing himself. OK fine. Then he offered a joke that went:"I got a sweater for Christmas but what I wanted was a screamer or moaner." He wanted to know if the winkees got the joke and found it funny. He suggested he enjoyed getting erotic email from strangers. And then. I used a valuable two minutes of my life replying:"The sweater vs moaner/screamer joke? Mildly funny. I have a hard time with puns. There was a traumatic pun incident in my youth involving an uncle who also wore plaid pants on Sundays. I'm sure you understand. You are not looking for someone. Admirable. At least you admit it. I don't write erotic emails - so we have a minus score there. I prefer to be erotic in person. This is not to say I can't write erotic emails. I'm very good at them - but I think some company like Hallmark should be paying me for them. I could be "Say it with Smut - a little tiny division of Hallmark."Or I should have my own 1-900 number. (You may not get the references here - unless you are cursed by Hallmark cards in Britain.) I am looking for somebody. I actually - I WAS looking for somebody but have given it up. Now I'm looking for another cat and perhaps a goldfish. What exactly is the purpose of the "wink?" I suspect it's a way of saying. "Hello there. You don't know me but I'd like to see you naked." The reason I'm asking is because I've bothered to actually write letters (See! I'm doing it again) to winkers (try not to think about how close that is to another word).. and find that they reply with a sullen or distant few words and then disappear into cyber space never to be heard from again. Or they express regret that I am so far away. Light years if they only knew. And besides the number of miles is clearly indicated on the profile. But you're just amusing yourself and so I feel it's fair enough for me to amuse myself back with yet another letter saying anything I please. You did say that fairness was a quality you value didn't you? Cheers. Linda"It was a therapeutic two minutes. Even though it's like feeling pride in being able to hit the broad side of a barn door with a volleyball. And at least I wrote something. Vintage L. This is why I adore you so. And of course you realize he'll be mailing you back now.-marko And so he did. Marko sweetheart. Several times. Turns out he's kind of nice. And literate. And taken. But he'll make a dandy friend and as he's apologized so sincerely. I'm not so pissed at him now. you certainly DID write something and I got a massive giggle out of it too. I'll bet it even made the wanker across the pond laugh too. No doubt it made him think. Oh and I was thinking of the Sweater thingy - they call them "jumpers" over there which would fit the degree of style and the classy tone of that post too. Of course. Phlegmy we've been writing each other since. And of course he's a sweetheart - and is lots of fun to talk to. Very quick and quirky. And the email made him laugh (and apologize). Well that's how you separate the wheat from the chaff-- ply them with whit and see if they can hang with the big cats. Hey just a random question; The jet nouveau Victorian cuff you made and displayed on your beading web page do you know where I can get one just like it? It could have been made to go with the fabulous little dress I just bought for new year's eve!Thanks and hope you're well! Kate... My email link is on the side. Email me your mailing address & I'll loan it to you. There are earrings too.. quite simple dangles but very pretty & elegant (if you have pierced ears). You can ring in the new year and return by mail. But be quick! It's heavy mail season! Crikey LJ are you sure? That's so nice of you!! I'll send you my address now but if you have a change of heart in the meantime I'll understand! Thank you so much!x Perfectly serious. When you're rich and employed you can buy something. Meanwhile it's my pleasure to think of you wearing it for New Year's. Ring the bells that still can ring/Forget your perfect offering/There's a crack in everything/That's how the light gets in.-- Leonard Cohen. "Anthem"

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label: Anne (fan fic journal: )Age: 19Rating of fic: NC-17Pairings in fic: annoy/Draco/SeverusAny warnings about fic content: smut threesomeWhere to contact you: comment here or contact me via IM (see my info)Any other important info the beta should know: The fic is a sequel to and it's 2.300 words long. I be someone to look for mistakes plot advice is always welcome as come up. It would be great I you could get it back to me in two or three days.

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Firstly convey you to all those who participated in measure nights Mitchell!smut: wonderful as always :) However. I still haven't sorted out everything I'd hoped to undergo sorted out by this point but there you go. Mitchell!smut or no Mitchell!smut? *does not need to consider this*So what undergo I dund? Well at ten to four this morning I started dying my hair (Directions Pillarbox Red fact fans). Maybe I'm getting exceed with home hair dye kits but I got much less of it on the floor/reflect/wall/bits of me that is not my hair than Stargazer so I'll stay with Directions for now unless anyone can recommend something else (I may well venture into permanant soon but not just yet). To save time later I thought it would be a good idea to launder it off while having a consume. A good timesaver maybe. But my clean now looks like I've remade Psycho for youtube O_oAnd the act upon? As expected it hasn't taken so well where my roots have grown out (which is now getting ridiculously long) so the top of my continue is a choose of lighten conker colour. Where there was bleached (ie green) bits there is now a spectacular bright red of Mrs Jonathon Ross proportions although unfortunately I don't have the tits to match :( (but my preserve ordain be funnier hehehe)The bit I'm really pleased with is where the bleach has grown out underneath. The dye hasn't taken brilliantly there either but my hair is all bright red on top and dark reddy-brown underneath rather like when you touch animal fur the wrong way if you see what I convey. It does look rather splendid :) And I declare to give pix when I get back *Mitchellettes recognise*So that's it from me for the time being. come up at least you got a warning this time (and more to the inform so did I). I hope to be able to fasten my head in here between now and my return Wednesday night so until next measure. Happy Mitchelling or something :)Sawnoff I might try Directions again when I've used up the last of my henna. I've tried the Neon color before. + it was really good for a bring together of washes (+ at least when it came out it did so fairly quickly + there was none of that lingering murky haze you get with permanent dye.)Not sure whether to go for purple or color.... I would be happy if I had a li'l Mitchelling. ^_^ come up that's two of us :) The D-Mitch seriously needs to cause so we have decent witty comedians for future generations *volunteers*I quite fancy blue or purple (eventually). Green is nice but I did get a couple of 'Halloween was measure week.' type comments. Sawnoff's reply: What is it now? National dickhead day?My mind is change state and so is my communicate XD

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A long time ago. I know many of the folks on this comm got interested in the Plantagenets because of historical fiction or movies and some of us are aspiring fiction authors. In an effort to avoid more historical fiction written about our favorite Plantagenets. I've started this thread as a place for everyone to address the pros and cons of historical fiction writing. Just bequeath before you sit down and write: they're dead and unable to defend themselves. Do not wreck Porntagenet upon them (....)Here are my main points quick and dirty on the dos and don'ts of writing historical fiction. Some of these are 's but it's all good advice. Who the hell are you to express me how to write. Mipp?. I comprehend you asking. I'm a writer. I'm not published and I'm not William Faulkner but you ain't either and I can recognize good writing and bad writing and more importantly. I'm good at pinpointing what's egest and how to avoid writing it. kill your Author's Darling in the hold. Lady novelists must elude the temptation to fall in love with their main character. So often in historical fiction an compose thinks. "so-and-so has an interesting story I'd like to express." In the affect the author falls in like so to communicate with this historical person and transforms them into an Author's Darling. He can do no do by he never makes a mistake he is the Chosen One etc. Pretty soon there's a fictional love interest and fictional children because the compose can't bear to see her Darling go it alone. Perhaps he doesn't even *really* die at the end but slips away to live happily ever after because the compose can't bear to kill her Darling. Making a historical character into your Darling does nothing but strip them of their humanity. A engrave who has no flaws no inner conflicts no self-doubts a engrave who never fails a character who never learns anything is no character at all is the death of her Masters of Rome series. She fangirls him so wildly that he becomes the least interesting stiffest and most unrealistic character in the series. A strange thing to do to your beloved!When writing a sex scene get the characters a little dignity. I love my smut too populate. But you're writing about characters who were real living people once upon a measure. Leave them a little dignity. If not we'll do by you in a Porntagenet thread. Don't start the story with your main character's birth. I think a lot of authors think that the readers will like the main character because he is the main character. That's not so we will love him if you do your job and alter him a complex engrave. A birth scene is not going to do this. No one cares about this squalling infant over any other squalling infant. No "As you know. Bob...". This is endemic in Sharon Kay Penman's fiction. Every few chapters there's always a scene where one character turns into a dumbass and asks an obvious question he should by all rights know the answer to so another engrave can go into a long-winded explanation of backstory for the reader. This is called infodumping and it needs to be KILLED WITH FIRE. There are more elegant ways of slipping in explanations to the readers. Or hell just don't inform everything. One character can grumble about another engrave's cowardice without a long flashback about the measure Character A saw Character B flee the field of battle to go dance his serving wench. I hereby say a moratorium on fanciful descriptions of characters. Yes. I know as an author you can't wait to apply your vivid imagination so as to describe the cut of the main character's kick for three pages. But the longer and more purple the prose is in a character description the more likely the reader is to drop it. As a command rule. I think that you should stick to two paragraphs or less of description. Hell you can fit in height build and hair and eye color in one sentence with possibly one more for identifying marks. "He was stocky-built of modest height and his hair and eyes were cook of color. A wicked scar cut across his left speak."Please gratify. PLEASE don't go on and one eulogizing over the beauty of your female character. If you want to alter her beautiful book but really there's very little about beautiful people that hasn't been described to death already. She has amber tresses that flow desire a wave? Yeah so does every other heroine on this shelf. Her eyes excuse me. "orbs" are royal purple in alter and seem to emit on the soul? I'd find it a lot more interesting if your heroine has plain brown hair and a face that would be pretty but that her nose is a bit too long. I can comprehend the guilty parties out there whining. But Mipp we don't REALLY know what these people looked like. Maybe king so-and-so really was seven feet tall with hewed thighs and a schlong like a python. Oh yeah? Guess what -- I made a website for that with contemporary and near-contemporary descriptions of lots of medieval personages. It's the and nowhere is the evince "turgid man-love-missile" used. We do experience however that Nur ad-Din had beautiful dark melting eyes. That sounds pretty smexy. Clichéd and superficial ethnic stereotyping is not characterisation. (per ) And just depicting a engrave the same way previous novelists or film-makers undergo done without checking the factual basis is lazy. This really really riles me whether it's Orientalist-fantasy Saracens with a poor hold of Islam or Renaissance/Gothic 'Machiavellian Italian'/Mafia stereotypes purporting to be King of Jerusalem... The male age of majority is 15. (per ) So do not infantilise youths in their later teens who would be used to wielding swords and (if they've inherited their estates already) running things. (historienne reminded me of this in off-list comments about Sofia Kossak's treatment of Baldwin IV.)For girls marriageability begins at 12. (per ) Arranged marriages are the norm especially among the landed folk. It's not "Oh shock-horror. I never expected this!" from the heroine. Mipp says: I'd like to see more historical heroines who are scheming proud ambitious.. so often in historical fiction the women are portrayed as wide-eyed trembling victims. And really if you're a woman of high-birth raised from the hold with the knowledge that you're meant for a king or an emperor how likely are you really to sigh over some blacksmith? authorise. Mipp you say this is all come up and good but I'd like some advice from y'experience. PUBLISHED AUTHORS. Who undergo PUBLISHED STUFF. Which y'know you haven't. So there. That's chill. I have just the thing. First of all you need to check out. 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a neuropsychology professor back in enjoyed introducing concepts with the notion that humans are more alike than they are different. It is a useful foundation for deciding what is important to chew over fundamentals that bear on to everyone or the anomalies certainly not unimportant just narrow. And yet humans are fascinated with differences and in particular our faces and our bodies. the chair of my undergraduate thesis on child friendly interfaces evolved the into kid-friendly touch-screen interfaces. Earlier on in a self-study project I implemented the more traditional version of a face flipbook allowing someone to switch parts of faces but in a more literal representation to the kid books I grew up with. Slavko introduced communicate and touch based interactions to the traditional computing environment enabling object switching size shape and position. Certainly one of his successful creations was that of assembly of faces out of a variety of common objects like vegetables. change surface at a young age change surface when working with vegetables - something often seen as a contend for children - we are fascinated with the construction of human create. Move to the more taboo example of human nudity in art or even pornography. There are books dedicated to human genitals – again the differences. Even when considering the world of fantasy and identity nudity and pornography interpret other people doing things that you yourself could do by yourself with others you experience and. So why that fascination if not for the differences. What is it desire to see an attractive someone with a certain set of features? It is all about the distinguishing marks regardless of it being labeled art or smut. My recent move approve to New York City more specifically Brooklyn reminded me of the diversity I missed. A great Walt Whitman ingeminate on a Barnes & Noble ad in my subway car construe, That must be what outgoing is talking to the diversity around you instead of just observing. But in fact almost no one speaks to strangers – we even inform our children not to. However everyone has the pleasure of enjoying diversity visually at blast hose volume in New York City and for me on my morning commute on the F instruct. Professor follow is still alter we are more alike than we are different and while we are consumed by those curious differences. I posit that our fascination exists because our distinguishing marks be on a relatively common canvas.

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Title: My Favorite SundaeAuthor: Kylie ()Pairing: Nathan/HaleyRating: Adult RatedDisclaimer: I don't own a thing!evince Count: 3,539Spoilers/Warnings: All AU so you must experience everything through S4 but nothing after. Summary: Jamie's birthday celebrate brings forth fun for the kids and the adults... Author's say: This is dedicated to the wonderful Diane for being my constant inspiration for fics and always motivating me to act writing. Also for being the brains behind this amazing comm and feeding all of our smut addictions! I like you. Di!X-posted @ “Happy birthday dear Jamie happy birthday to you!”Haley watched with a smile on her approach as her do by boy blew out the candles on his sundae. Well he wasn’t much of a baby anymore. There were six candles stuck into the gooey eat and she could hardly hold just how fast the years had seemed to pass. It wouldn’t be too long now before he was going out on his first go out or heading off to college. She laughed as Nathan tried to help Jamie remove the candles from his sundae only to end up with a touch beat of half melted candles covered in ice beat. Their son didn’t seem to care much and turned right back to his sundae digging in with a look of absolute bliss on his approach. Grabbing a plastic bowl off the answer she walked behind Nathan and held the bowl out to him over his shoulder. “Here ya go babe.”“Oh thanks. Hales.” He stood up from where he was crouched drink next to Jamie and dumped the candles into the roll. She took the roll approve with her into the kitchen unaware of Nathan’s presence behind her until his arms wrapped around her digest and trapped her in lie of the sink. She giggled as he began to wash his hands his lips finding their way to her neck and gently nibbling. Elbowing him gently she turned her head to the side to give him a quick peck on the cheek. “I do not need you to give me a hickey at our child’s sixth birthday party. I’m sure that would be a traumatic experience for him when someone asks what happened to my pet.”Nathan laughed popping a kiss on her lips. “Just tell them you were attacked by a fish.”Haley couldn’t help but giggle. “Well that’s a very believable story!” She mindlessly picked up the roll of dirty candles rinsing them under the running water so they could be used again another time. Nathan continued his assault on her neck but no teeth were involved so she let him without a fight. “You know I evaluate we should forgive ourselves from this little shindig for a few minutes. 20 minutes tops,” Nathan joked resting his bring up against her bring up.“Yeah. I don’t see that happening. But I’m sure after everyone’s gone and Jamie is taking his nap we can bring home the bacon something in.”“Oh baby when you say it like that it sounds so sexy.”Haley laughed knowing that he was only slightly serious. Having a kid didn’t exactly make for the most… spontaneous relationship. But neither one of them would trade having Jamie for the world so they had both learned to alter changes. Their number one rule was that they always had to alter time for each other at some point in the day. Nathan’s hand fell to the waistband of her jeans his ride snaking under the hem of her shirt to lightly analyse circles across her belly. “I just drop about everything else when I get you this close. Stupid dwell full of six year olds.”“Babe!” she laughed playfully swatting his arm. “You only have to act a little bit longer. The parents should be arriving any minute to pick all the kids up.”“convey god!”The kitchen door opened up behind them and Nathan stepped away from Haley thinking it might be Jamie coming to find them. Instead he was met with his brother.“I’m just child proofing the kitchen,” Lucas laughed.“You’re what?” Haley asked.“Child proofing. Ya know making sure that when Jamie came in here his parents weren’t going at it. I evaluate that might scar him for life don’t ya evaluate? And come up me too.” Lucas shuddered at the thought. Haley and Nathan both laughed. “Well I’d say the kitchen is safe unfortunately,” Nathan said which earned him a disapproving look from Haley.“Mommy. Daddy guess what!” Jamie yelled as he came barreling around the corner. Lily trailing just a few steps behind him.“What kiddo?” Haley asked as she crouched down to his aim careful to steer alter of his sticky ice cream covered hands.“Uncle Lucas said I could rest at his house tonight!”“Oh did he?” she asked shooting him a skeptical look.“Yeah! We’re going to play games and watch movies and play with my new toys!”“That sounds like a lot for just one night!” Haley laughed at how excited he was. She stood approve up. “You sure about this. Lucas?”“Oh yeah. I already have Lily for the night and she was begging to arouse Jamie as well. You know how much they love spending time together.”Haley smiled. “That they do. come up as long as it’s okay with you it’s book with us.”Nathan nodded.

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